" Interesting and dumb quotation of the 21st century"

I mean we all do it sometimes.... but some are just frowneddddd upon in this establishment!!! lol

1. “Apparently riding a dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment” E*Trade baby..... keep it up baby thats how you run it.....take that sh.. to the bank....
2. “I am not falling for the banana in the tail pipe” Eddie Murphy on Beverly Hills Cop .......cop from Detroit showed LAPD how it's done
3. “What you talkin about Willis” Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.......rest in peace arnold. Funny part before he died, was when people used to come up to him and ask him to say that and boy o boy you should see how vexed he used to get.......
4. “Don’t taze me bro” Andre Meyer from the University of Florida............................ felt sorry for that kid but if you are going to go down you go down fighting hard
5. “Just say no to drugs” championed by First Lady Nancy Reagan on US “War on Drugs”..........thanks for that campaign Nancy.....but c'mon how did all that end up in the inner city neighborhoods in all the 50 states?
6. “Read my lips, No new Taxes” George H W bush during the 1988 Republican National Convention......too young then to understand all that sh.. but now as we get older, you betta your whole dollar, we are for it........who the hell is uncle Sam anyway....
7. “Brownie, you are doing heck of a job” to FEMA Director Michael Brown who later resigned amid such a catastrophe: George. Bush..................................georgeeee, you never failed to amuse me.......
8. You work three jobs?..Uniquely American, isn’t? I mean, that is fantastic that you are doing that! George Bush to a divorce mother of three .................LOL i mean...speechless...lol....go check out the clip
9. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful. So are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we. Washington D.C. August 5, 2004...........way to go george.......top secret talk....they shuld have incorporated that in the movie "SALT"
10. “I did not have sexual relationship with that women” Bill Clinton’s take on the intern Monica Lewinsky........ thats how he got it in....DC dome in the Oval Office plus he had snoop drop him some of that sticky icky.....Hillary, where were you at when all this happend sweetie? but way to go you forgave him and that's what you call following your heart.after all the kid was stressed out and all..... after the dem's lost their seat....he scooted to the center just to pass some bills and get it past Newt Gingrich! and so that explains it all
11. I am coming for you man, my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious, I want your heart, I want to eat his children, Praise to Allah” Mike Tyson on Lennox Lewis..............i mean the dude was a beast.by far one of the best boxers if not the best.....Can you picture .him in the UFC cage?.what about Mohammed Ali vs the young Mike tyson bout? .
12. “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border”. Sarah Palin explaining Alaska’s proximity to Russia...................if she runs in 2012, Democrats will vote for her in numbers so she can clinch playoff birth and go head to head fight with non other than President Obama and it would be a landslide in Obama's favor... 
13. “For NASA, space is still a high priority” Dan Quayle.......final launch of space shuttle Endeavour set to launch April 29, 2011. ....good bye...............love to attend that......
14. “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure” Dan Quayle......no shit sherlock .............it's like saying if we dont sleep at night, we run the risk of getting tired 
15. Smoking Kills, If you are killed, you loose a very important part of your life” Brooke Shields..........you were hot back then..but darling .....really? with your comments,.... what a wake up call ? make the smokers want to puff after that comment
16. “Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he was in a fight with a bear, I wouldn’t help him, and I would pour honey on him, because he loves to fight. That’s the type of fighter Ray Lewis is” Shannon Sharpe” Its hard to kind of argue with that kind of logic.....................  I mean the kid had heart when he was in the ring