" Interesting and dumb quotation of the 21st century"

I mean we all do it sometimes.... but some are just frowneddddd upon in this establishment!!! lol

1. “Apparently riding a dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment” E*Trade baby..... keep it up baby thats how you run it.....take that sh.. to the bank....
2. “I am not falling for the banana in the tail pipe” Eddie Murphy on Beverly Hills Cop .......cop from Detroit showed LAPD how it's done
3. “What you talkin about Willis” Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.......rest in peace arnold. Funny part before he died, was when people used to come up to him and ask him to say that and boy o boy you should see how vexed he used to get.......
4. “Don’t taze me bro” Andre Meyer from the University of Florida............................ felt sorry for that kid but if you are going to go down you go down fighting hard
5. “Just say no to drugs” championed by First Lady Nancy Reagan on US “War on Drugs”..........thanks for that campaign Nancy.....but c'mon how did all that end up in the inner city neighborhoods in all the 50 states?
6. “Read my lips, No new Taxes” George H W bush during the 1988 Republican National Convention......too young then to understand all that sh.. but now as we get older, you betta your whole dollar, we are for it........who the hell is uncle Sam anyway....
7. “Brownie, you are doing heck of a job” to FEMA Director Michael Brown who later resigned amid such a catastrophe: George. Bush..................................georgeeee, you never failed to amuse me.......
8. You work three jobs?..Uniquely American, isn’t? I mean, that is fantastic that you are doing that! George Bush to a divorce mother of three .................LOL i mean...speechless...lol....go check out the clip
9. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful. So are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we. Washington D.C. August 5, 2004...........way to go george.......top secret talk....they shuld have incorporated that in the movie "SALT"
10. “I did not have sexual relationship with that women” Bill Clinton’s take on the intern Monica Lewinsky........ thats how he got it in....DC dome in the Oval Office plus he had snoop drop him some of that sticky icky.....Hillary, where were you at when all this happend sweetie? but way to go you forgave him and that's what you call following your heart.after all the kid was stressed out and all..... after the dem's lost their seat....he scooted to the center just to pass some bills and get it past Newt Gingrich! and so that explains it all
11. I am coming for you man, my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious, I want your heart, I want to eat his children, Praise to Allah” Mike Tyson on Lennox Lewis..............i mean the dude was a beast.by far one of the best boxers if not the best.....Can you picture .him in the UFC cage?.what about Mohammed Ali vs the young Mike tyson bout? .
12. “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border”. Sarah Palin explaining Alaska’s proximity to Russia...................if she runs in 2012, Democrats will vote for her in numbers so she can clinch playoff birth and go head to head fight with non other than President Obama and it would be a landslide in Obama's favor... 
13. “For NASA, space is still a high priority” Dan Quayle.......final launch of space shuttle Endeavour set to launch April 29, 2011. ....good bye...............love to attend that......
14. “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure” Dan Quayle......no shit sherlock .............it's like saying if we dont sleep at night, we run the risk of getting tired 
15. Smoking Kills, If you are killed, you loose a very important part of your life” Brooke Shields..........you were hot back then..but darling .....really? with your comments,.... what a wake up call ? make the smokers want to puff after that comment
16. “Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he was in a fight with a bear, I wouldn’t help him, and I would pour honey on him, because he loves to fight. That’s the type of fighter Ray Lewis is” Shannon Sharpe” Its hard to kind of argue with that kind of logic.....................  I mean the kid had heart when he was in the ring

The worst on-line scam (attempt) in the history of man kind

Con artists and scam artist come in all shapes and forms. It is a rampant problem across the globe.Some are real clever, some are just damn good (ponze scheme) but then there are others  that are just plain old dumb, so pathetic that even a baby will get a kick out of it. Apologies for being harsh and all but when you take a tragedy and try to turn it into profit scheme and then bomb at it, you should be called out! below is an example of a such foolery if there is such a word! I mean..... we will just have to print this out and just rip it apart! right?

C'mon man, really? serious? in a hotmail inbox? wow!!!!LOL   
get the f%$^& out hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hello Friend,

I am MR.TALA ALLASANE.(Banker) an Accounting / Auditing Manager of Credit/Debit Unit in Banque Commerciale Du Burkina (BCB), Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso. I contacted you as regards to a business proposal that will be of an immense benefit to both of us and the less privileged ones. Being the manager accounting / audit department Regional office I discovered a sum of $7.200,000.00 USD (SEVEN MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) Only in a Fixed Account belonging to one of our foreign customers Late Mr. Moses Saba Masri. He was a Jewish business mogul from Mexico that died on a helicopter crash early this year. Mr. Saba was 47-years-old when both his wife, his only son Avraham (Albert) and his daughter-in-law died in a helicopter crash.

You can get more information's as regards to the crash and the death of our late customer Mr. Moses Saba on the site web address below.http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3832556,00.htmlThe choice of contacting you aroused from the geographical nature of where you live particularly due to the sensitivity of the transaction and the confidentiality herein. Now our bank has been waiting for any of the relatives to come-up for the claim of the inheritance fund but unfortunately all efforts has being void. I personally have been unsuccessful in locating neither the relatives nor any next of kin to Mr. Saba. On this regards, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin / will beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $7.2 M USD can be paid to you.

This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages 50% to me and 50% for you. I have secured all necessary legal document such as the Fund Certificate Of Deposit and so on that can be used to back up this claim we are about to make. All I need is to upload your names to the documents and legalize at the Burkina Faso High Court of Law in order to prove you the legitimate beneficiary. All I require now is your honest co-operation; confidentiality and trust to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you 100 % success and that this business transaction will be executed under the ambit of law and will also protect you from any breach of the contract.

Please provide me the following as we have 7 working days to run it through:

1. Your full name….
2. Direct Mobile  Number…..
3. Contact Address…..
4. Sex/Age….....
5. Marrital Status…….
6. Occupation…..7. Country Of Origin......
8. Attached Your Identification Copy…..  Having gone through a methodical search, I decided to contact you hoping that you will find this proposal interesting. Please on your confirmation of this message and indicating your interest I will furnish you with more information's. Contact me via Email

Your assent to this e-mail and business proposal will be highly appreciated.
 Regards,
MR.TALA ALLASANE. Auditor-General.Banque Commerciale Du Burkina (BCB).
Tel : 0022676730670