me...well, longggggggggg day to say the least.
here is something, just beacause, it was something i felt at the moment.
My question to you though is, do you think she will give me a chance? i only say that because i dont know if she will, i do know that, like LL cool J said, "she was around the way girl"
Date: April 27/2011
Time: 10:00 pm
Location: Atlanta, Ga, USA..
so i am doing a little research on my computer late at the nearest Starbucks near my house. then comes the tornado, pitch dark, lights went out, it was almost telling me, OK you are tired, go home and get some rest. and so i left there promptly, quite hungry but to tired to go home and cook so i figure i stop at the QT gas station near my house which i did (they are the best). The clerk recommended the Italian sub which i purchased and then bammmmmmmmmmmmm, here come a beautiful lady in the red dress. and boy oh boy, i was speechless, i couldn's stop but look,actually, I literally froze, she did not see me,She was smoking hotttt
I was literally dumb founded with her appearance, her swagger, the way she walked, the way she carried herself not to mention the dress. awwwwwwww ok and so it was my turn at the register, paid my dues and i had to think of a plan to talk to her because she was so dam cute. Gentleman, if you saw her, you would do the same, I had no choice but to go talk to her because if I didn't,then it would have been a sin. i figure i will never see her again ever in this life and so as soon as she came out the magic occurred
me: hey how are you doing
her: hi
....................she proceeded to jump in her truck, i was like oh shit here goes my chance.....................
me: sorry to bother you but allow me to introduce myself, my name is samson, what's your's?
her: i am Stephanie
me: well Stephanie, you should not be buying chips and junk food, someone as cute as your are should have a guy that will take you to a nice restaurant..
her : giggle :)
................(saying to myself c'mon dawg, work harder)...................
me: well nice meeting you...lil nervous, i just wanted to let you know you look really hot...are you Ethiopian?
her: thanks, no. I am originally from Texas but i do get a lot of that Q
................(saying to myself here, cut through the chase, sammmy and get to the business).......
me: so here is the $million question, are you taken?
her: yeaaa, sorry in fact, just recent, like 3 weeks ago
...............(saying to myself here, oh shit maybe a chance here.....3 weeks........
me:well that's to recent and so how about an equal playing field maybe just to get to know each other better?
her: i don't think that maybe appropriate etc... but with a smile
..................................ouchhhhh (understandable) i could just let her go but dam if you saw what i saw you would fight harder. do or die, hit or miss, fight for your life,adrenaline rush, success or failure (alarm went off in my head) ............................
desperate mode..lol
me: well we could be friends
me: we could also network'
me: i could just marry you now.. lol i really said to her folks....
me:i told her that i need a girl that will help me stay focused in life... what was i thinking....? lol
me: i could be resourceful to your life...maybe to your business..are you a business owner? lol
.................................i don't even know half the shit that came out of my mind..........................
her: no, i work for the school
me: well i don't want to hold you up to long so then i said please check out my blog (docho's lounge)
her: with excitement ok...
...........................ching ching (in my mind)....................................................
her. ok my name is steph, i will check it out, you have your contact info there right? remember me..
her: bye Samson
me: bye
readers, questions for you,
1)Why the hell did i not give her my contact info such as #, email address,??????
2)Did i play it safe or was i too f^&%$ cheesy?
3) Do you think she will visit my site?
drop me a line________________
Dear Stephanie,
If you happend to be reading this, I simply wanted to say, thanks yene konjo, it was such a pleasure to meet you, i do want to get to know you better, we can be friends and/or distant lovers no expectations sweetheart...so dont overthink it, just make the call fourzerofournineonefourfouroneeightthree
sam_abebe@hotmail.com (sam underscore) FYI
these songs are dedicated to you babe..
Sincerely
Docho
This post was funny. I love it! Thanks for sharing it with us. I hope that Stephanie reads it and dumps the guy she's been seeing for 3 weeks JUST for you. :) lol
ReplyDeleteTo answer your questions:
1) I don't know why you didn't, but in the future have have a business card ready.
2) No- you did not play it safe. lol I think you did your best.
3) I hope that she'll visit your site.
Also, my advise- don't go in 'desperate mode' ...EVER! :) I know she was hot, but you have to keep your cool- always.
By the way, was she really wearing a red dress? If so, you should also dedicate this song:
'Lady in Red'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA
Selam Bekele
Who wears a red dress to a gas station on a Tuesday?????
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